Me: So I’m now in the blog business.
Dear friend: What!? I don’t get it, you are so weird.
Me: Uh ok, I’ve taken your comments on board. Thankyou for your frank honesty.
Dear friend: I just don’t get it, are they even on the radar these days?
Me: I’m led to believe millions of people love them. I may even go so far as to say a huge phenomenon.
Dear friend: You are clearly on crack.
Me: Yes, I am. Are we still friends?
Dear friend: If you explain this wooden shoe business.
Me: Ermm… What?
Dear friend: The clogs man, I don’t get it. I don’t know who your sources are but wooden handcrafted shoes from Holland are most definitely not a phenomenon.
Me: You are by far the stupidest person I have ever met.
Dear friend: And you are a crackhead.